Caramels

Go to the FPH, or any other place where kids hang out. Wait until the end of October.

If you are right-handed, unwrap the caramels right to left with your left fingers. If you are left-handed, do it all the opposite. If you are ambidextrous or ambitious, or just don't use fingers, or your hands are dirty, use your teeth.

Suck until dissolved. Chew if you can't wait to . . .

. . .repeat.